I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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