You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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