If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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