i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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