I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
