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(760): View more from California

i don't like sucking hair

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(402): View more from Nebraska

lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.

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(415): View more from California

I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.

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(310): View more from California

I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.

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(334): View more from Alabama

Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?

(1-334): View more from Alabama

You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"

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(559): View more from California

I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.

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