It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Just pee around me
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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