Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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