...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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