My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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