So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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