Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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