If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
