I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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