I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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