can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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