Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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