awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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