So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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