a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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