a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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