you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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