Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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