is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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