Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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