I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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