So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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