So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Please, let me fuck your mom
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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