That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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