I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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