She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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