I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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