My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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