help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
