I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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