Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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