he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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