There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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