another moral hangover. fuck.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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