Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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