dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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