Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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