oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
