have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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