the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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