all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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