youre lurking in front of me
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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