my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Everything about him screamed your future.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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