she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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