i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you would pick up someone in the library
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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