so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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