He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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