everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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