How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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