I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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