he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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