'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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