I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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