I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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