it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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