Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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