if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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